Attention all personnel, this is the Secretary of Logic speaking.
Your illegal alien has no regard for human life, not even his own. And for this reason, men, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or he may come in strength. He may even come in the uniform of our own troops. But however he comes we must stop him. We must not allow him to gain entrance into this country.
Now, I am going to give you three simple rules. First, trust no one, unless he is known to you personally. Second, anyone or anything that approaches within 200 yards of the border is to be fired upon. Third, if in doubt, shoot first, and ask questions afterwards.
I would sooner accept a few casualties through accident than lose the entire nation and its personnel through carelessness.
Any variation on these rules must come from me personally.
I can no longer sit back and allow Mexican infiltration, Mexican indoctrination, Mexican subversion, and the international Hispano-Catholic conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
So let's get going. There's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.
God bless you all.